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stupidstagram:

women are more likely than men to develop a mental illness but you rarely hear about women going on shooting sprees because men won’t be with us or love us or fuck us, bottom line, if you’re willing to relate mental illness and mass murder while also refusing to relate misogyny to women dying at the hands of men, then bye bye no time for you 

(via rationaly)

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania, via africandad)

  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via thatssohannahh)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via 50-shades-of-ugh)

animalcrackhead:

Hilary duff what have you become

phinflynn:

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"Ah, Perry the platypus!"

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"What an unexpected -"

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"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"

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"You’re trapped!"

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"By societal convention!"

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"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."

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(via stilesgame)

morganperreault:

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

whooops

how do you even