hnnibals:

don’t watch the doctor who’s season finale if you want to stay sane this has been a public announcement 

tbhwut:

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

i wasnt aware that there were legal crimes but you learn something new everyday huh

(via crystallized-teardrops)

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate, via land-of-thebloody--unknowns)

yesimbeyonce:

“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later

(via crystallized-teardrops)

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

(via thebabywontsaypolo)